Observations:  "LOLPlants'"

Texas Triffid RanchLOLPlants:  Because you can't be serious all the time.  (Updated regularly)

First, a discovery of the common butterwort (Pinguicula vulgaris) in Nordic Provincial Park in Canmore, Alberta:

On Top of the Rockies

On Top of My Rockies

This Drosera adelae sundew demonstrates why its flower scapes are placed well above its leaves:

I Found You A Pollinator, But I Eated It

A quick demonstration of the size of Nepenthes "Miranda" lower traps, with an alleged human for comparison:

Come to Butt-Head

First thing in spring, after coming out of dormancy, Sarracenia purpurea blooms and then starts producing new traps. Unfortunately, it usually doesn't appear happy about it:

Emo Pitcher Plant Hates You All

The bladderwort Utricularia sandersoni is noteworthy not just for its ease of care, but for its distinctive blooms:


I R Ghost Bunny...BOO


A jalapeno pepper (Capsicum anuum) gets ready for the holidays:

Is it Christmas yet?

Fall pitchers in an American pitcher plant hybrid (Sarracenia xx):
"And now, from the top"


Contrary to popular opinion, Borneo pitcher plants (Nepenthes 'Miranda") aren't that averse to longterm relationships:

"And if I have to spend another minute with you..."


Another Sarracenia hybrid channels mid-1990s cult television:

"If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die."


A Sarracenia leucophylla "Judith Hindle" demonstrates the prodigious output of nectar that encourages its prey to stay a while:

Sarracenia makeup no match for drool


A "Scarlet Belle" pitcher plant (Sarracenia leucophylla x psittacinia) in its natural position:

"Duuuuuuude..."

A Sarracenia seedling reaches for the light:

One, two, three, and streeeeeetch

A grass triggerplant (Stylidium graminifolium) in full fall coloration:

Really Bad Hair Day

A yearling dragonfruit cactus (Hylocereus costaricensis) regrets its germination in Margaritaville:

Searchin' for maaaaah lost shaker of salt

Meanwhile, the Czarina assists in seeing no reason that this growing season shall ever be forgot:

V For Violet Carson

And now a few portraits of Buddha's Hand citrons in action...
The citrys that goes walkies

Steppin' out Cthulhufruit


...and back


Behind you...

Worst crossover ever


Kitchen Cthulhu

Cthulhufruit Pattycake

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